Creationism and evolution quiz

1) This specimen (Australopithecus Afarensis) was thought to be and taught to be the missing link only to be moved solidly into the ape column.( tsk tsk try again fellas )
A) piltdown man
B) Peking man
C) Lucy
D) Cantcutmustardus

2) This supposed missing link was said to be a "feathered dino".The evolutionist and world bird authority of U.of N.Carolina, Dr. Alan Feduccia, said,"...it is a bird. A perching bird and no amount of paleobabble is going to change that." ( tsk, tsk, try again fellas )
A) boxcar parrot
B) Archaeopteryx
C) meat-eating ostrich
D) hardpilltoswallowforus

3) Was once hoped to be the missing link, until artifacts revealed this group was controlling fire, played musical intruments, maked complex tools and exercised burial ceremonies. Sadly for the Darwinists, they had to place this one into the human category. Too- bad,so-sad.
A) Clyde the orangutan
B) bigfoot
C) neanderthal man
D) Anutterbitterdefetus

4) This creature's fossil was photographed and published in the National Geographic and was touted as the missing link between dinos and birds.Then with red faces it was admitted that they had been taken by a hoax. The creature was in fact, different fossils assembled and glued together by a chinese farmer. Then it was sold to a dino enthusiast.....heh-heh-heh-heh
A) Archaeoraptor
B) Araptorshamedus
C) Yolkonfaces
D) Itmakesussquirm

5) What day did God create man?
A) day 10
B) day 4
C) day 2
D) day 6

6) What evaluation process errantly assumes: 1.constant decay rate 2.The starting quantities of the material to be measured 3.that there has been no interference in the decay process
A) fossilization
B) radiometric dating
C) wine tasting
D) sticking one's head in the sand

7) What creature has bones like bronze tubes, makes it's tail stiff like a cedar, has limbs as strong as iron, and eats grass? (I given you a pretty good clue here)
A) a rhino
B) behemoth
C) Doc-Ops
D) a python

8) What has been found unfosslized and containing red blood cells and hemoglobin indicating an age of several thousand years old?
A) a lava rock
B) a moon rock
C) a waterskin
D) a dinosuar bone

9) Who said in reference to a lack of fossil support, "....this is the most obvious and serious objection which can be urged against the theory [of evolution]"?
A) Thomas Jefferson
B) Charles Darwin
C) Carl Sagen
D) Billy Graham

10) On which day did God create a firmament in the midst of the waters?
A) 1st
B) 4th
C) 2nd
D) 6th

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